So begins the story of my life. As you can see from the picture, I have been wary of men with beards from a very early age. Had I known then what I know now, I would have asked for a train set, A Scalextric, and a number 10 Meccano set. Oh, and probably 20 Rothmans and a bottle of Jack Daniels. But you live and learn!
My fashion sense seems to have been somewhat lacking, as well. As things stand, I look like I would have been quite at home on the set of "Buck rogers in the 25th Century".